Don't You Dare...

Try and effing tell me that a bunny is an ideal "city pet." Don't tell me it cuddles with you like a cat, I know you are lying. Don't put it on a leash and carry it around in a bag like it's a Pomeranian. Don't bring it to a fucking restaurant, let it run around while you eat in the outdoor cafe, and then act like the people stopping to ask you if you REALLY OWN A BUNNY are the crazy ones. The jig is up. That bunny is shitting all over your apartment and eating your carpet and biting your fingers with its sharp, rabid bunny fangs. I'm onto you fools.

Note: If you are under 5, this post does not apply to you.