really though...

It's supposed to be impossible to walk four blocks in any direction in this City and not find a Starbucks, right? So, tell me why I had to walk NINE this morning, in Midtown, only to find that it was "coming soon". Are you f'ing kidding me, what is it with rich Upper Eastsiders and people working on Park Ave? I just wanted to use the last four bucks on my gift card to get some dried fruit and nut mix, a coffee, and possible a pack of those delicious madeleines... Obviously, I'm forced now to consume Wendy's right after work in celebration of their convenient locations and in protest of Starbucks lack of geographical convenience to my building!

I'm still a little drunk from last night... is it apparent?