Meow.

I'm saying it. Meow. I'm saying it a lot. I know.

There was a time when I despised people who said "meow" a lot. It's annoying. It really is. But I can't stop saying it and I can't stop pretending to clean my imaginary kitty ears. And I really love the word 'paws'. 

Cats are so cute.

I wish I was a cat.

Okay?

Everybody shut up.

And, no. I'm not drunk.