I'm saying it. Meow. I'm saying it a lot. I know.
There was a time when I despised people who said "meow" a lot. It's annoying. It really is. But I can't stop saying it and I can't stop pretending to clean my imaginary kitty ears. And I really love the word 'paws'.
Cats are so cute.
I wish I was a cat.
Everybody shut up.
And, no. I'm not drunk.